A Fantastic Gift Guide For Making Parents Hate You
Looking for that gift that you know will drive the parents crazy, with the noise or the sounds that they make? Here is the gift guide for making parents hate you, it is perfect revenge for any annoyed grandparent or relative!
These gifts are great; in their own way, they will give these children skills, and some are even educational.
However, I have picked them as a fun way to highlight some of the annoying items that we love to buy when we know they are not being played within our own earshot!
Fantastic Gift Guide For Making Parents Hate You
Whilst toys are great for children to learn, develop and grow, sometimes they will annoy the hell out of any adult in earshot!
I remember the joy of friends and family members as they gave my kids some great gifts over the years, where the batteries died and were un-replaceable, honestly or they got buried at the bottom of the toy box with the hope of them never being found again!
But now mine are all grown up, I am not adverse to giving these gifts to other children who I know it will totally annoy their parents!
Do remember to think of the age of the child and make sure that it is appropriate!
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Drum kit: Who doesn’t love the sounds of drums being played at all hours of the day and night!
- 【Professional 9 Pads Electric Drum Pad】Sboet electronic drum set includes 3 TOMS, 2 CRASHES, 1 HI-HAT, 1 RIDE, 1 SNARE, 1 BASS and 2 Pedals, offers 7 Timbres, 10 DEMO Songs and 9 Rhythms, it contains all the drums you need to get started, perfect for kids beginners or professional drummers
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Recorder: Who doesn’t love the idea of hearing practice time, first thing on a Sunday morning! Or was that just my kids!
- 👨👨👧👦CONJURER flute is the representative work of CONJURER Musical Instrument Company, which uses environmentally friendly resin material and polymer material coating to prevent oxidation while not causing physical harm to the user. This flute uses an integrated pouring process, and the entire flute has no gaps, so there is no annoyance of sound change.
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Toy trumpet: Oh the noise that can come out of one of these is just scary! I am so sure any parent would just love to hear this playing all day!
- Elevate the festivities with our Colorful Plastic Trumpets, dynamic noisemakers designed to bring a burst of noise to any occasion! These vibrant trumpets, measuring 13 inches, are the perfect addition to your collection of kids noisemaking instruments and promise to add a noisy soundtrack to parties and events.
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Whistle: While you can claim this is good for them, it can alert people if they need help! The truth of the matter is, children will want to just blow it over and over again!
- SUPER LOUD survival whistle: double tubes emergency whistle, high pitched powerful noise maker with dual sound chambers, can provide up to 120 decibel dB sound power, enough to be heard over a mile away. Cannot be overblown, works great as signal whistle.
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Talking books: I love books, I think they are an important part of a child’s education. However, I really draw the line at talking books, the first few times it is OK, but when that button’s been pressed so many times that you just want to cry, then you will hate seeing these books in your child’s hands!
- 30 sound buttons, each representing a different animal.
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Talking doll: The idea of your child learning is one thing, but when you have heard a talking doll say the same things over and over again, you will be glad when the batteries run out!
- OFFICIAL MS. RACHEL TOYS: Interactive touch-activated Ms. Rachel doll that plays 16+ signature phrases & 4 songs from the hit Ms. Rachel show
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Keyboard: The children’s keyboard! Such an amazing item, now they come with even more noise making items, just a perfect gift if you don’t intend staying!
- Music Production and Beat Maker Essential -USB powered MIDI controller with 25 mini MIDI keyboard velocity-sensitive keys for studio production, virtual synthesizer control and beat production
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Easy To Assemble: The words easy to assemble are the terror of any parent’s worst nightmare! I hate to admit the hours my husband spent putting toys together that had these words written in the description!
Lego: Don’t be fooled into thinking I have eased up on the toys, these innocent little pieces of plastic are a middle of the night nightmare! it’s guaranteed that you will end up standing on a piece of Lego, rest assured it hurts!
- FLORAL DISPLAY – Let creativity blossom with the LEGO Botanicals Mini Orchid building kit for adults, which lets budding florists create and display a LEGO flower
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Guitar: The toy of nightmares, it is portable and extremely noisy, you can just feel a child wanting to wake up their parents, jumping on the bed playing a guitar!
Mr. Potato Head: These are so annoying, you can’t really do much with them except lose the pieces and spend hours trying to find the lost body parts!
Fun And Annoying: Gift Guide For Making Parents Hate You
I do love toys, many of them are educational, they encourage creative play and they are just fun for all children involved.
I think they purpose is to annoy the parents, it is like a rite of passage, and you just have to accept that someone in your family needs this list.
The child needs the fun person that brings gifts to life, just remember to offer an apology before you leave, try to sound sincere too!
Therefore, I hope you like my gift guide for making parents hate you, but the children will love your gift and the time that they are able to play with it!
What was the most annoying toy your children have ever got? Comment below!
There is one word of caution, if you terrorize the parents with toys that the parents hate, they will return the favour!
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